Do be do be doooooo…

Okay. So I want to tell a funny story, but sadly, I have no funny stories to tell here. WTF, mate? The kids are being good. Bill is being remarkably less retarded. Even the animals are trying to behave — Lou, aka BulimiCat, hasn’t puked for days now. WHO STOLE MY REAL FAMILY!?!? And more [...]

Take away my webcam, please.

First, I’ve found all this crap I want to say via vlog. Why? Because I can. That is quite possibly the worst reason ever to do things. Seriously. Also? I’m addicted to the vlogbrothers now.
Sarah should know that I found the reason John’s wife, Sarah, is the Yeti. If Sarah wanted to learn this reason, [...]

Lisa is evil and must be destroyed…

…for posting this and making me cry and miss my grandparents. Oh, damn, y’all. This is just beautiful. This particular song makes me cry anyway, but this version? Best. Version. Ever.
There are some other songs by these hep cats and kittens, you should check ‘em out. For real.

Why can I see Bill doing this??