Plus, it’s Monday. We all know I suck at Mondays. Probably, it would be better to not even try to explain how this conversation happened…
[12:49] stephmsdiva: I’d be all, “If you want to break up, just say so, fucker. Don’t ask me to light my farts for you. Gawd.”
[12:50] stephmsdiva: Because I’m guessing that’s the [...]

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[13:35] stephmsdiva: YAY for WordPress letting us change authorship. Except now? I totally want to write some really crazy random shit as you.
[13:35] missy: lolz
[13:36] stephmsdiva: I’ll be all, “So, I went and robbed a 7-11 because hello? I need Blahniks for my wedding in Hawaii, and yeah, that shit ain’t cheap. Also, did you [...]

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It’s not really a rant, so much as it’s a lot of ADD babbling in 3 minutes.

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Let me say this upfront - I’m not posting this to hurt anyone’s feelings. I’m not posting this to be passive-aggressive about anyone calling me. I’m posting this because I genuinely want people to understand why I might not always answer the phone or why I cut conversations short.
I have ADD. I’m pretty sure anyone [...]

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I was all set to rant today. Then I realized my hair and I are at war again. I’m thinking hats. For the rest of my life. Aside from that, though, I just didn’t have a rant in me today. Well, nothing that was funny anyway.
I’ve been an emokid today because it’s finally hit me [...]

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Many scientists, writers, and artists with ADD have had very successful careers, in large part because of their ability to focus on what they’re doing for hours on end.
-Kathleen Nadeau, Ph.D.

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On her HANDS and FEET!

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“He was being very snarky with me. Yeah, snarky. Its a word, Google it.” -Dane Cook

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It’s my anniversary, and I still manage a *little snark. It’s a gift.

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I say “inappropriate” a lot.

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