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Irony, thy name is Package Shark.

March 1st, 2008 · 4 Comments · Life

So, Bill ordered the Package Shark a while back. He actually ordered two of them because there was some neato bonus offer or something. They arrived today. I think pictures will speak much louder than my words ever could. (But if you need words, I captioned them at Flickr, so you can go read ‘em [...]

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Customer service Dos and Don’ts. Yes, WalMart, I’m talking to you.

February 9th, 2008 · 9 Comments · Featured, Life

So, today we were in WalMart, and yet again, I walked out ripping mad a skosh irritated. Rather than go into the story’s gory details, I want to talk about customer service, give a list of Dos and Don’ts.
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…give the customer service in a timely fashion. If you yourself cannot provide service to them, call [...]

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Dear WalMart shoppers…

January 13th, 2008 · 3 Comments · Life

Oh, not all of you that were in WalMart tonight. Although, really, I should thank all of you since for the first time in living memory, I didn’t leave WalMart wanting to rip someone’s head off. There wasn’t a single child abuser, nor were there any kids running wild. There wasn’t a single person who [...]

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Rockawhaaa?

January 11th, 2008 · 5 Comments · Life

So, my friend, Missy, is getting married in 258 days. I feel that this is not nearly enough time for us to adequately plan for her wedding. And by “plan for her wedding,” I mean “find her the right shoes.” Of course, she feels differently since she believes that getting married on a beach in [...]

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Late night at WalMart

July 3rd, 2007 · Comments Off · Life

Say what you want about WalMart, but it’s an interesting place any time you go. And by “interesting,” I mean “you will see people who make you feel like you’re a frelling rock star.” It’s true! Go at 10 A.M. or 2 P.M. or 3 A.M. It doesn’t matter — you will see at least [...]

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