pregnancy
Someone, please hit me.
So, tomorrow is the day I go in to finally see about fixing my broken girlbits. Am I excited? Wellllllll…sort of.
The sane part of me is doing a jig of pure happiness. (That’s a jig, not a jigger, people. Happiness doesn’t come in a bottle. Well, except the bottles marked Grey Goose. But I digress.) [...]
Hee.
Okay, sometimes I crack myself up so bad, I have to share. This was an e-mail I sent to my friend (and boss) not too long ago…
God. I was all over the “one more” thing until I was dealing with a newborn again. Then, I was like, “Huh. I am too old to do this [...]
L&D story
Alright, kids, I’m going to go through the whole boring thing from start to finish, so get your drinks and snacks and settle in on the story carpet. :grin:
Monday morning, I get up at 5:30 a.m. with cramps. Not horrible cramps, but not as fun as, say, a Disney ride. I also have to poop [...]
A Fat Chick’s Guide to Pregnancy
A while back, I got this idea about writing a Fat Chick’s Guide to Pregnancy. Well, today is the day I start.
This isn’t totally about fat chicks, I guess. But there are things that the pregnancy books either don’t tell you or totally sugarcoat. I’m going to take some time to explain a few of [...]
Kids.
So, Matt has assumed the responsibility of explaining to Lenna that babies pretty much suck. I want to argue with him, but since I told him pretty much the same stuff when I was pregnant with Lenna, I can’t. Well, except that part about not liking them much. Here’s a recent convo…
Lenna: When the baby [...]
Amanda Peet, Fiance’ Expecting a Baby
Alright, maybe it’s just me, but isn’t this a shade poorly planned?
Don’t get me wrong — I love Amanda Peet. (The “Whole Nine Yards” is probably one of my favorite movies ever.) From all that I’ve read, she’s a pretty cool person, in addition to being a damn funny actress. So, if she wants a [...]
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