You know, I have a lot of sympathy for celebrities. It has to suck to not be able to schlep to the store in your sweats for a pint of Ben & Jerry’s without some asshat taking a kazillion photos of you.
Having said that, I now feel compelled to point out that celebrites *sign up* [...]
Britney: ‘I Love My Child’ :
I love my child and would do anything to protect him.
Except, yanno, leaving him in his carseat. I’m sorry, there’s just no excuse good enough for this shit. *Especially since she had a *bodyguard with her. Locking herself in the car and dialing 911 would’ve been a *much better choice, [...]