Now, look here, O Long-Gone Uterus o’ mine, I thought we established that we broke up. It wasn’t pretty, and neither of us came out of the relationship unscathed. But we did break up permanently. So, I’m not sure why you’re still haunting me with ghostly cramps. You are not there. You cannot be cramping [...]
Well. I just don’t even know where to start. I have to say first and foremost, thanks to all my guest bloggers.
Norma Jean enjoyed her send-off, I read. Good thing she did since I did not. Well, not at first, but I’ll get to that.
Noel’s poem made me laugh which, at the time, was not [...]