I know, I know — this should’ve been one of the easiest things on my “101 in 1001″ list. I should have been able to cross this one off faster than I crossed off “Inspire someone else to create a ‘101…’ list.” Sadly, that wasn’t the case. It’s not that there aren’t things that make [...]
Ten Things that Make Me Happy.
September 23rd, 2007 · 2 Comments · Life
Tags: 101 in 1001·Bill·Matt·Mom·Sarah·Tricia
My mother smokes crack.
March 29th, 2005 · Comments Off · Life
…smokes crack. :nod:
Mom: Well, I’m worried about Shirley ’cause she met this guy at match.com.
Me: Ok, but Shirl’s always met guys online.
Mom: Yeah, but this is different. She went to a psychic and the psychic –
Me: She went to a psychic? Like a live one? Or one on the Internet?
Mom: :big sigh: I don’t know. [...]
