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IMs are why I don’t have a real post today.

August 18th, 2008 · 6 Comments · Life

Plus, it’s Monday. We all know I suck at Mondays. Probably, it would be better to not even try to explain how this conversation happened…
[12:49] stephmsdiva: I’d be all, “If you want to break up, just say so, fucker. Don’t ask me to light my farts for you. Gawd.”
[12:50] stephmsdiva: Because I’m guessing that’s the [...]

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Steph realizes WordPress lets you change authors.

August 13th, 2008 · 9 Comments · Life

[13:35] stephmsdiva: YAY for WordPress letting us change authorship. Except now? I totally want to write some really crazy random shit as you.
[13:35] missy: lolz
[13:36] stephmsdiva: I’ll be all, “So, I went and robbed a 7-11 because hello? I need Blahniks for my wedding in Hawaii, and yeah, that shit ain’t cheap. Also, did you [...]

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Holy shit, y’all!

August 5th, 2008 · 2 Comments · Asides

So, Missy, my IDK, BFF, offered to become a contributing author here on TSD. You can find everything that was on Missypedia here in the archives. (The recipes are in the Cooking category because I’m creative like that.) Pretty soon, I’ll have our respective author pages set up, and that’ll make it even easier to [...]

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Alright, my pretties…

January 25th, 2008 · 8 Comments · Life

…my poppets, my peonies, after a much-needed break to drag ass around my house like a zombie thanks to a sick kid who thought sleep was for the birds think, I’m back. And filled to the brim with random thoughts. I’ve spent the past two days of short sleep rations contemplating many things. In other [...]

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Rockawhaaa?

January 11th, 2008 · 5 Comments · Life

So, my friend, Missy, is getting married in 258 days. I feel that this is not nearly enough time for us to adequately plan for her wedding. And by “plan for her wedding,” I mean “find her the right shoes.” Of course, she feels differently since she believes that getting married on a beach in [...]

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Shut up, Universe! I KNOW!

September 12th, 2007 · 1 Comment · Life

I don’t know WTF is going on with the universe right now, but I’ve had sign after sign after sign about getting serious about losing weight…and other things I want to do.
First, I read this on OMSH’s website. At first, I was kind of pissed off at her for her self-loathing which has extended itself [...]

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In the interest of growing up AND assimilating into Stepford…

July 10th, 2007 · 1 Comment · Life

I’ve decided I must learn to cook. You’re probably thinking some hip kitten like myself already knows how to cook, I mean with me being so together and all. And if we define “cooking” as browning some hamburger, tossing in something from a box or a jar and putting that and some kind of starchy [...]

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It’s all Missy’s fault.

July 6th, 2007 · Comments Off · Life

So. Missy got her hair cut. She looked fresh, fly, fabulous. Seriously. (If she had any public links I could use to demonstrate, I would link those to prove the point. Sadly, she does not.)
It made me want a haircut. Okay, fine. I wanted a haircut anyway, but seeing how great Missy’s new cut was [...]

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Snickerdoodles!

June 29th, 2007 · Comments Off · Life

Hello there Blogger! Missy from Honey Bee Recipes here! When Steph asked me to guest blog for her this week I thought, what better thing to make than our mutual favorite cookie, Snickerdoodles. I love them, Steph loves them, our men love them and the world should love them. Try them [...]

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