Gramma and Xuxa shake their groove thangs.

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Except not really. It’s mostly just that I hate Mondays. I’m all scatter-brained (worse than usual) on Mondays. And this Monday is particularly bad since it comes after a long weekend. (Belated happy birthday wishes from me, America.)
Anyhoodle, we had a cookout on Saturday. Of course. We’re not totally godless heathens here, people. This [...]

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Now from that title, you’re expecting some more heavy-duty stuff, right? HA! SUCKAS! No. Saturday was the official opening of the Stepford pool. During this annual event, I got a little nostalgic about Stepford. Wait…can I be nostalgic if we’re still here? Crap. I dunno.
I’m wondering if you guys do this thing when you’re moving [...]

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It’s short, but sweet. I hope it makes your day just a little brighter.

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Dear Tricia,
We have to get a few things straight here, kid. I’m gunning for a Meanest Momm-ay Ever crown, and I think you’re trying to ruin my shot at it.
Look, you and I both know you’re utterly adorable and nearly irresistable when you do that heart-melting, (at long last) toothy grin thing. Couple it with [...]

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