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The vast and mighty blogosphere…

December 18th, 2007 · 2 Comments · Life

…is filled with people I’ve come to really care about, even though I will likely never meet them in real life. It’s weird and amazing and funny and awesome that I’m allowed to be a part of some stranger’s life on a daily basis, and they might not even know it. (And that there are [...]

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Now, you just wait one minute here, Norma Jean.

October 23rd, 2007 · 1 Comment · Life

Now, look here, O Long-Gone Uterus o’ mine, I thought we established that we broke up. It wasn’t pretty, and neither of us came out of the relationship unscathed. But we did break up permanently. So, I’m not sure why you’re still haunting me with ghostly cramps. You are not there. You cannot be cramping [...]

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Rip out womb in haste, repent in leisure.

October 13th, 2007 · 1 Comment · Life

Pssst. C’mere. Yeah, you. I have a secret, but I want it just between us, okay? Don’t tell Bill — he’ll want to fix it, and there’s no fixing this.
Tonight, we were at Lenna’s homecoming game (yeah, yeah, I’ll put up pictures later), and I was sitting with Tricia. This thought crossed my mind, “If [...]

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Update-o-rama

July 1st, 2007 · 2 Comments · Life

Well. I just don’t even know where to start. I have to say first and foremost, thanks to all my guest bloggers.
Norma Jean enjoyed her send-off, I read. Good thing she did since I did not. Well, not at first, but I’ll get to that.
Noel’s poem made me laugh which, at the time, was not [...]

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Norma Jean as art.

June 28th, 2007 · Comments Off · Life

~artwork by lisa (and andy) ‘07~

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