As most of y’all know, my uterus is attempting to make its escape before I put it to use again. Birthing Tricia apparently traumatized it a lot. And really, I can’t be mad because birthing Tricia traumatized my…most of me a lot. (My boobs still cry when they see themselves in the mirror, but that’s [...]
The ongoing saga of my broken girlbits.
May 2nd, 2007 · 1 Comment · Life
Hee.
April 25th, 2007 · Comments Off · Life
Okay, sometimes I crack myself up so bad, I have to share. This was an e-mail I sent to my friend (and boss) not too long ago…
God. I was all over the “one more” thing until I was dealing with a newborn again. Then, I was like, “Huh. I am too old to do this [...]
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My girlbits are broken!
April 6th, 2007 · Comments Off · Life
On Monday, I had this very bizarre sensation that something was in my cooper. I figured it was maybe a clot or something, and I went about my business figuring it would come out or whatever. On Tuesday, that feeling was worse. The only way I know to describe it is it was like when [...]
