Now, look here, O Long-Gone Uterus o’ mine, I thought we established that we broke up. It wasn’t pretty, and neither of us came out of the relationship unscathed. But we did break up permanently. So, I’m not sure why you’re still haunting me with ghostly cramps. You are not there. You cannot be cramping [...]

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Well. I just don’t even know where to start. I have to say first and foremost, thanks to all my guest bloggers.
Norma Jean enjoyed her send-off, I read. Good thing she did since I did not. Well, not at first, but I’ll get to that.
Noel’s poem made me laugh which, at the time, was not [...]

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~artwork by lisa (and andy) ‘07~

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It’s Goodbye Norma Jean week here on Momm-ay’s blog. In honor of the departed NJ, I give you an original poem by the incomparably talented Cookierooks. And no, I’m not biased. :
Farewell, oh uterus Norma Jean,
Removed by the doc, no longer the queen.
You did your work of carrying Steph’s kids,
though recently, really, you’ve been on [...]

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So, ok, here’s the thing… I have been trying for awhile now to escape this black hole! Don’t get me wrong, it was very cozy here at first. I was just sitting here holding up these two marvelous ovaries, and they were absolute beauties, then out of nowhere, the damned things turned on me and [...]

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