Rockawhaaa?

So, my friend, Missy, is getting married in 258 days. I feel that this is not nearly enough time for us to adequately plan for her wedding. And by “plan for her wedding,” I mean “find her the right shoes.” Of course, she feels differently since she believes that getting married on a beach in [...]

For her Aunt Becky mostly…

But I think Tricia’s daddy and Peaches Pirate’s parents might dig these, too.
Sorry about the blur — the girl wouldn’t sit still.

How better to advertise one’s fandom than by wearing the team name on the tush?

I’m getting the glare of doom for making her lie down so I could get a pic that wasn’t blurry. [...]

Late night at WalMart

Say what you want about WalMart, but it’s an interesting place any time you go. And by “interesting,” I mean “you will see people who make you feel like you’re a frelling rock star.” It’s true! Go at 10 A.M. or 2 P.M. or 3 A.M. It doesn’t matter — you will see at least [...]

More fashion ranting

Alright, kids, it’s time we sit down and have a talk about fashion. Most of what designers put out is a practical joke on the public. “Haute Couture” really means “How Stupid Can I Make This Outfit and Still Have Folks Spend Lots of Money on It.” (That’s a loose translation, but damn accurate, if [...]