Katie’s Silent Reminder:
The newspaper reports that friends were spotted delivering 6ft-high ‘birthing boards’ to their home, where it’s thought Katie, 26, will be delivering her baby.One board read: “Be silent and make all physical movements slow and understandable.”
Having given birth to two children now (with a 3rd on the way! YAY!Baby!), I have to say [...]

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Star Talks About Her Surgery | Star Jones : People.com:
“I had a boob lift,” she said. “I thought it would be nice to call you guys this morning and keep you abreast of the situation.”
:groan: That was bad. Even for her.
Unrelated to the surgery — why does she look 15 years older after losing all [...]

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Shannon Elizabeth’s Husband Seeks Assets:
He also claims to have sacrificed his career to promote hers.
What career, bro? A skanky Tom Wopat lookalike is about the absolute *best gig for which you could hope. And if you hadn’t been married to Shannon Elizabeth, please believe no one on Earth would have the foggiest idea you could [...]

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Jessica Simpson Snubs Bush:
Simpson is currently featured wearing cowboy boots and hot pants in a TV pizza ad.
Because really, this sums up Jessica’s career right now. Hot pants and pizza. Good grief.
Technorati tags: Jessica Simpson, George W. Bush, Republicans, celebrities, gossip

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Michael Douglas Judges Brad & Angelina:
“I don’t know about Brad Pitt, leaving that beautiful wife to go hold orphans for Angelina,” Douglas, referring to ex-Mrs. Pitt Jennifer Aniston, snipes in an interview appearing in the new issue of GQ. “I mean, how long is that going to last?”
Some (probably senile dementia-induced) babbling about Renee Zellweger [...]

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Star Tracks:
Nicole Richie and Adam “DJ AM” Goldstein, who split in December, look like very friendly exes on their way out of Beverly Hills restaurant La Scala on Wednesday.
So, DJ AM, will you please feed this girl? And if she won’t actually eat anything, could you maybe sneak some nutrition into her? Maybe rig something [...]

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Nicole. We have to talk. Ok. That first picture, you were hot. I’m not a huge fan of the dress or the hair, but even so, you looked *good, girl. You looked *healthy. You were dead sexy. (Ok, maybe that’s a bit much ’cause that dress has a few issues.) Then you stopped eating. Honey, [...]

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Supreme Court Hears Anna Nicole’s Case:
Breyer said there was evidence that Pierce Marshall hired private detectives to keep Smith away from her elderly husband’s bedside, the Associated Press reports. Smith’s claim is simple, said Justice David Souter: “Just give me the money I would have had.”
You know, I get why Pierce would be upset about [...]

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Mariah Carey Preps Movie Comeback
Ok, to have a “comeback,” doesn’t one have to have had a career in the first place? Are we really going to give credit for “Glitter”? I’d bet Miss Carey, much like the rest of us, would prefer to forget “Glitter” altogether. I’m just sayin’.
And now that she’s going to do [...]

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K-Fed: Britney won’t appear on debut album:
“We have collaborated,” he said. “But I’m not going to put the songs on this album because it’s like, ‘Respect me first; then I’ll show you what I’ve done with my wife.”’
My *ass. Britney just hasn’t stooped that low yet. I, for one, am glad to see Britney still [...]

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