What the hell? How has this not been more in my face than the crap about Paris Hilton calling Barbara Walters? MR. WIZARD DIED! That is a BIG DAMN DEAL, people. That’s way more newsworthy (and sad) than anything that’s going with Paris or Britney (although the moon shot was pretty effin’ sad).
Damn. [...]

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First, the kid’s name is killing me. Iris-Angel Murphy Brown. MURPHY BROWN. Come on, Scary Spice, you don’t see where that’s going? Of course, you allowed yourself to be called Scary Spice. Nuff said.Second, the whole thing is just too “Maury” for me. “I’m not sure I’m the daddy” says Eddie. I’m dying for [...]

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A while ago, I made a decision that I would no longer discuss this broad because she’s one of those celebrities who’s famous for being famous. She’s done nothing worthwhile, nor does she have any talent. She was born to a wealthy family. That’s it; that’s all. I figure I’m doing my part to get [...]

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You know, I have a lot of sympathy for celebrities. It has to suck to not be able to schlep to the store in your sweats for a pint of Ben & Jerry’s without some asshat taking a kazillion photos of you.
Having said that, I now feel compelled to point out that celebrites *sign up* [...]

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But the marine explorer Jean-Michel Cousteau criticised how Irwin would “jump on animals”. He said: “You don’t touch nature, you just look at it, and that’s why I’m still alive.”
What a fucking *tool this guy is. I don’t give a shit if it’s true or not, that’s a disgusting thing to say right now. And [...]

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