ADD

IMs are why I don’t have a real post today.

By Steph ⋅ August 18, 2008 ⋅ 6 comments

Plus, it’s Monday. We all know I suck at Mondays. Probably, it would be better to not even try to explain how this conversation happened…
[12:49] stephmsdiva: I’d be all, “If you want to break up, just say so, fucker. Don’t ask me to light my farts for you. Gawd.”
[12:50] stephmsdiva: Because I’m guessing that’s the [...]

Another of life’s “have you ever…” questions.

By Steph ⋅ August 16, 2008 ⋅ 18 comments

Have you ever been reading someone’s blog or tweets or whatever and thought, “This bitch is clinically insane”, and then you realized that you thought it in a “I wanna be just like her when I grow up” way instead of the normal, “OMG! WTF is wrong with this sick, sick freak?!” way? And right [...]

A meme? Yes, a meme.

By Steph ⋅ August 14, 2008 ⋅ 9 comments

I’m a sucker for a meme. No, really, I totally am because hello? I get to talk about my favorite subject ever* - me. Me.Me. Right there in the name, people.
Anyway, this time, I was tagged by flickrlovr who has a real, actual name, but much like MoFM, I think she keeps it all secret-like, [...]

Steph realizes WordPress lets you change authors.

By Steph ⋅ August 13, 2008 ⋅ 9 comments

[13:35] stephmsdiva: YAY for WordPress letting us change authorship. Except now? I totally want to write some really crazy random shit as you.
[13:35] missy: lolz
[13:36] stephmsdiva: I’ll be all, “So, I went and robbed a 7-11 because hello? I need Blahniks for my wedding in Hawaii, and yeah, that shit ain’t cheap. Also, did you [...]

Mommy Pie and her Dough Dick.

By Steph ⋅ August 11, 2008 ⋅ 11 comments

So. Mommy Pie wrote this post.
To this I said:
My head, it spins. I will never, ever look at those old statues the same. I will forever think, “Probably some little kid made that in art class, and they’re all laughing their asses off in Heaven about us being all, ‘It’s ART!’”, and then I’ll [...]

I got nothin’ here, kids.

By Steph ⋅ July 14, 2008 ⋅ 19 comments

No, really. I got nothin’. Bupkis. Diddly. Jacksquat. It’s not that I don’t have things about which I’d like to talk; it’s that I apparently don’t have the ability to post them coherently. But that’s just how Mondays work around here, I think. Also, I’m busy coming up with a new design to go with [...]

07/03 Steph’s Rants

By Steph ⋅ July 3, 2008 ⋅ 26 comments

Okay, so it’s not really a rant so much as more of my ADD rambling. You’ll live.

The intarwebz is my favorite thing EVAR!!

By Steph ⋅ June 27, 2008 ⋅ 21 comments

Yet again, I find myself wanting to cover a lot of topics all at once. I don’t know why my brain can’t just pick a subject and stick with it for a while. I mean, where’s the hyperfocus when I need it? Why is it failing me now?? Curse you, O Fickle ADD Symptom. But [...]

Mindless, you want…

By Steph ⋅ May 28, 2008 ⋅ 11 comments

…mindless, you get. Or maybe I’m just tired and excited and ready to get this effing move done already, please and thank you. Why is it that it always seems like I’m waiting for something? Over the past couple of years, I’ve done a lot of waiting. Waiting for a baby, waiting for a hysterectomy, [...]