…is kind of like being in the head of someone who’s smoked a lot of weed but has also taken a lot of speed. No, it’s pretty much exactly like that. I have all these weird, random thoughts like a pothead, but they happen a mile a minute like a crankster. (Is that a word [...]

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I’m a sucker for a meme. No, really, I totally am because hello? I get to talk about my favorite subject ever* - me. Me.Me. Right there in the name, people.
Anyway, this time, I was tagged by flickrlovr who has a real, actual name, but much like MoFM, I think she keeps it all secret-like, [...]

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[13:35] stephmsdiva: YAY for WordPress letting us change authorship. Except now? I totally want to write some really crazy random shit as you.
[13:35] missy: lolz
[13:36] stephmsdiva: I’ll be all, “So, I went and robbed a 7-11 because hello? I need Blahniks for my wedding in Hawaii, and yeah, that shit ain’t cheap. Also, did you [...]

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So. Mommy Pie wrote this post.
To this I said:
My head, it spins. I will never, ever look at those old statues the same. I will forever think, “Probably some little kid made that in art class, and they’re all laughing their asses off in Heaven about us being all, ‘It’s ART!’”, and then I’ll [...]

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Today, I was reading the posts in my Google Reader as usual, and I read Auds‘ post about what today means to her. I have no words, y’all. None. Please go show her a little love, though, would you?

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When you live with your in-laws, you learn things about your own marriage. Like why your husband’s argument style is what it is, where he learned how to cook, etc. One thing we’re learning is that we sleep better in separate beds. (Our in-laws don’t have an issue with us sleeping together, but hello? Two [...]

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For a change, I’ve been following a story since the first twangy utterings Nancy Grace* made on the subject. The subject? Caylee Anthony. I haven’t blogged about it because I was so completely and utterly dumbfounded by the whole thing. I still am.
I clearly recall seeing a handcuffed Casey Anthony coming out of the jail [...]

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I know. I’m supposed to love them. I’m supposed to feel like they’re this warm, fun, friendly couple, just “down home” folks. I don’t. I feel like he’s more wooden than a ventriloquist’s dummy, and she’s that special kind of insincere gushiness that makes me want to spork myself in the eye. His monotone delivery [...]

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In days gone by, I looked to TWoP for hilarious recaps of shows I loved…and loved to hate. (Charmed would be a prime example of the latter.) For some reason, though, I’d sort of forgotten about TWoP. I guess forgotten is the wrong word since it was more that I found other things to do [...]

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Eventually, these will all have links to the recipes. Just be patient, you lushes.
Champagne cocktails

Classic Champagne Cocktail
Black Velvet
Morning Glory
Carolina
Flirtini
Cherry Champagne
French 75
Bellini
Kir Royale
Champagne Royale
Martini Royale
Fraise de Champagne
Lemon Celebration
American Rose
Campari Champagne
A Goodnight Kiss

Gin Cocktails

Emma Peel Martini
Cin Gin
Bombay Schmint
Gin Garden
Aloe Vera Martini
Campana
Classic Martini
Pomegranate Martini
The Martini that Won the 1951 Martini Competition in Chicago
Beijing Fling
Singapore Sling
Gin Sling
Tom Collins
Southern Belle
London [...]

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