I wonder if you and Todd really got married, and if you did, are you still married? I’m sorry I couldn’t attend your wedding. Back then, I wasn’t a great friend, but you really were.

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You make my friend, Jean, very happy, I think. I have to admit you’ve made me a little sad about my lack of Civil War knowledge. I wish you nothing but the best in life.

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You’re really good with kids, and I truly hope you get to have some of your own at some point. Thank you for being very accepting of me almost immediately. I really do appreciate that.

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We freaking MOVED. My kid won’t be attending your school next year. Leave me alone, how ‘bout it? Also? How about you get a blog instead of abusing your administrative access to my e-mail address?

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You were the first (and only) teacher who “got” Matt. I don’t think we ever thanked you properly for that, and we really should have. I don’t know how we’d have found the words, though.

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I get that you love her for her, but dude? The rest of us had a much easier time with her. So, thanks for nothing on that meds thing, bro. Yeah, I’m a bitch. Deal.

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There are times I kind of miss having you around. But mostly, I just feel kind of relieved because dealing with your ADD and mine? No picnic. I almost wish one of us had meds.

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You were the worst boss I’ve ever had. Telling me my hospitalized kid cost you $50 in overtime? Yeah, it’s a TOTAL MYSTERY why I quit, cupcake. Also? You look like a low-rent Meg Ryan.

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I have to wonder just how awful you made John’s life that he preferred to shoot himself rather than deal with your anger. I also wonder how you so casually walked away from your daughter.

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Was your father really so awful that shooting yourself was better than facing him? Was it worth losing your eyesight and your sense of smell and everything else? I wish I could have helped somehow.

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