So. I’ve noticed that there’s been a wee bit of melancholy traversing the intertubes lately. Okay, so by “noticed”, I mean, “read about it on Twitter and other people’s blogs”. Just call me Ms. Observant. Anyway, being the meddling hag helpful soul that I am, I decided to create a meme.
It’s easy peasy, kids. I just want you to write five positive things about yourself. I don’t care how goofy or weird those things are; I simply want them to be things you think are rad and that you absolutely believe with your whole heart. Like don’t hand me any “I’m a great mom!!” stuff if you actually think you’re only a pretty good mom. See what I mean? After you write your list, tag five other people to compose a list. Maybe we can fight this blogfluitis, five bloggers at a time.
I’ll go first. Because I’m vain, and also? I want to make sure I get to participate in this meme. Heh.
1. I rock baseball caps. I mean, I fucking ROCK them. I even wear a baseball hat when I’m not having a bad hair day.
2. I can tell the shit out of a story. I don’t screw up punchlines or forget the point, although I may take you down some interesting side roads on the way to the end.
3. I’m a fun girl. 99% of why people ask me to sales parties is because they know I will bring my A-game. Plus, I buy shit. But mostly, it’s that I’m ON when there’s a crowd involved.
4. I’m a downass homie. If I love you, I will totally help you hide a body. No, srsly.
5. I’m open nearly to a fault. Very few things in my life are kept private. Those that are kept private are out of respect for other people’s privacy.
I’m tagging Laurie @ Foolery, Auds @ Barking Mad, bejewell @ The Bean, MoFM @ Matter of Fact Mommy and Melanie @ Mel, A Dramatic Mommy. I fully expect all y’all to participate since every last one of your tails has complained of not being inspired recently. Ooooh, look, I’m getting all sassy and bossy. My bad?


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