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07/03 Steph’s Rants

July 3rd, 2008 by Steph · 26 Comments · Steph's Rants

Okay, so it’s not really a rant so much as more of my ADD rambling. You’ll live.

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  • 1 San Diego Momma // Jul 3, 2008 at 5:44 pm


    I’m praying! For two reasons: (1) I want you to be happy and (2) Oregon is closer to me.

    So kinda selfish.

  • 2 Robbi // Jul 3, 2008 at 5:51 pm


    Well, first of all …. ::Snoopy dances around that I WON!!!:::

    Second of all, you know I’ve got my fingers crossed for you for Orygun, back to my ol’ stomping grounds.

  • 3 d // Jul 3, 2008 at 5:58 pm


    I wantz! And I’m keeping my fingers WAY crossed for the Oregon job. Whoot!

  • 4 Lindsey // Jul 3, 2008 at 6:15 pm


    Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oregon is right next to MY state! I will TOTALLY come to your house, I swear. Ok, I’m crossing my fingers and lighting tealights to pretend they’re prayer candles and doing the rain dance that Bill will rock that interview.

    If I win a shirt, I want it autographed.

    The evil laugh? Vastly entertaining.

  • 5 Shay // Jul 3, 2008 at 7:30 pm


    You got your own T-shirts! How fun is that? WOOOO!!!

  • 6 Celeste // Jul 3, 2008 at 7:35 pm


    I’ll definitely be keeping my fingers crossed for Bill!

  • 7 Steph // Jul 3, 2008 at 8:52 pm


    Deb - It’s slightly closer to you anyway. YAY!! WOO!! Because, you know, I’m all about meetups.

    Robbi - Thank you!! This is going to be the longest two effing weeks of my life. lol.

    d - I’m going to have to go order a few more - I need to get them in some smaller sizes.

    Lindsey - I TOTALLY KNOW, RIGHT?!? I even asked Robbi, “How far is Lindsey from me???” because Robbi is totally more accurate than Google Maps. “Girls Who Get It 2008″? OH YEAH, BABY!!!

    Shay - You want one? :D

    Celeste - Thank you!! :)

  • 8 Jane // Jul 4, 2008 at 12:05 am


    Shirt me! Pick me, pick me!

  • 9 Steph // Jul 4, 2008 at 12:06 am


    Jane - I’m thinking I ordered the shirts way too big for any of you skinny hags to wear. Dammit.

  • 10 Missy // Jul 4, 2008 at 11:48 am


    DUDE WANT T-SHIRT!!!!!

    Also you know I’m about to set ZOMGTB on fiyah with all the candles I’m lighting up at churches for you dude. Also I’m asking baby Jesus very nicely to work this shit out for you. I even promised to stop swearing so much if this works out so yay.

    Also, dude. I’m kinda digging the grey. Its making you look less washed out and more….I can’t put my finger on the word but its something that says it looks awesome. I anticipate I’ll give up eventually and go back to mousey blond. But I’m still in my 20s and thusly vain as shit aka I’m a high maintenance ho. lawlz. I do dig it though and btw, don’t feel bad. My eyebrows are looking very caterpillar like lately.

  • 11 Steph // Jul 4, 2008 at 12:01 pm


    Missy - E-mail me yo’ size, please. I’m ordering some more in smaller-than-Steph’s-big-butt sizes.

  • 12 matteroffactmommy // Jul 4, 2008 at 7:58 pm


    i want a shirt! but i don’t want to wear it as pajamas, so i’ll wait until the next batch.

    and DUDE. OREGON?! i’m excited for Lindsey… yet upset that it ain’t DC, yo.

  • 13 Steph // Jul 4, 2008 at 8:22 pm


    MoFM - Size, please?

    And yeah, Oregon…which will be totally weird for me since I’ve never been past the Rockies. Like ever. And DC? Yeah, there are no jobs for Bill there. He’s looked repeatedly. lol

  • 14 Jane // Jul 5, 2008 at 1:11 am


    I can get my hair cut and colored, plus brow and lip waxing (and a generous tip!) for EIGHTY BUCKS, here. I’ll definitely keep up the regimen at that price.LOL

    Also, Missy? Asking baby Jesus to work the shit out? Had me rolling here.

  • 15 Steph // Jul 5, 2008 at 10:03 am


    Jane - When you’re gainfully employed, $80 seems okay. When you’re not gainfully employed, $20 is a lot of scratch, yo. ;)

  • 16 matteroffactmommy // Jul 5, 2008 at 12:29 pm


    a hearty medium, i always say. ;)

    NEVER BEEN PAST THE ROCKIES?! it’s so different on the left coast. srsly.

    i’ve never been to oregon, so we’re even. :)

  • 17 Steph // Jul 5, 2008 at 9:10 pm


    MoFM - So you need a size “skinny hag”. Got it. :cackle:

    Right? I feel all sheltered and shit now. lol.

  • 18 Jane // Jul 5, 2008 at 11:39 pm


    Quite right, Steph. I’m not too good for Miss Clairol either, in a pinch.

  • 19 Steph // Jul 6, 2008 at 9:21 am


    Jane - I’m not too good for anything, but I’m too lazy for EVERYTHING. :grin:

  • 20 Missy // Jul 6, 2008 at 8:08 pm


    Dude I’m an XL if I want it even remotely roomy. This girl cooks with real butter, cheese and oil remember?

  • 21 Steph // Jul 6, 2008 at 8:26 pm


    Missy - It’ll be in the mail tomorrow then. :D

  • 22 myra // Jul 7, 2008 at 7:08 pm


    um, you crack me up. i really want to learn the cackle you’ve taken to an art form. and praying, crossing fingers and toes, and everything else I can think of, that Bill gets the job!

    sorry i’m late to the party.

  • 23 Noel // Jul 7, 2008 at 7:20 pm


    ::crossing fingers::

    And I’m probably late, but …

    Want SHIRT! XL fits the hooters.

    You should try the color depositing shampoos. Love.

  • 24 Steph // Jul 7, 2008 at 8:09 pm


    Myra - You, my friend, are so busy I don’t even know how you find time to read this sucker. Seriously. So you can be as late as you want to this party, as long as you come. :)

    Noel - I’m ordering another batch soon, I’ve duly noted your request. :)

  • 25 Myra // Jul 7, 2008 at 8:14 pm


    are you kidding? you are on my rush home to read list.

  • 26 Steph // Jul 7, 2008 at 8:16 pm


    Myra - You make me blush more than anyone else, I swear. :))))

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