Archive for June, 2008
73×365 L.
You had no right to cheat on her, no matter how sick and crazy she was. Of course, when you finally left, she went even more nuts. I guess that’s what they call a Catch-22.
06/25 Wednesdays with…Heidi?
Please note the exacting standards here. Hee.
The best Chocolate Chip Cookies…EVAR!!!
Okay I know I say that X recipe is the best EVARZ!!!!! all the time. But seriously. This one really is. I’m not kidding. I’ve been dutifully testing at least 10 recipes on family and friends over the past year or so in an effort to find the most perfect chocolate [...]
72×365 B.
Was it worth all the fighting? You got less than he offered in the first place. In your shoes, I’d feel pretty stupid right about now, but I’m guessing you think you “won”. Dumb. Ass.
My MIL’s dog is fat, and Bill is mean.
My MIL has a miniature Dachsund named Heidi. She is a little on the roly poly side. Heidi, that is. My MIL is not roly or poly. Bill makes fun of Heidi on a regular basis. First, because he’s jealous that the dog has a bigger Christmas stocking than he does. Second, because it irritates [...]
71×365 Matthew
I see the promise and potential of your future as an endless vista of opportunities just waiting for you to grab them and hang on tight. I hope someday you see that same vista, Buddha.
In my midnight confession.
Or my mid-morning confession. Whatevs. I’m not a very nice person sometimes. Okay, most of the time. FINE. ALL the time. I offer the following as proof:
1. I call my father-in-law Darth Gene. Why? Because his tracheotomy makes him sound like Darth Vader. This makes Bill and me both laugh. Out loud. For several minutes.
2. [...]
70×365 Tricia Kay
My baby girl, where has the time gone? Fifteen months already? Every day with you is a blessing. You make me proud and grateful. You also scare the crap out of me regularly. Little rat.
69×365 Tommy
You were one of my best friends. You held my hair while I puked. Then you joined the Air Force, and I never saw you again. I’ve always been sorry about that. I miss you.
68×365 Mack
You saved me from myself, and you protected me from everyone else. How can 35 words suffice? I could spend my life telling you how I feel, and it wouldn’t be enough. I love you.
Latest Poll
11-21-08 F-your-diet Friday: which one of these would you like to see?
- Chocolate cream pie. (53%, 8 Votes)
- Spice cake. (33%, 5 Votes)
- Pumpkin pie. (13%, 2 Votes)
- Apple pie. (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 15
Loading ...BlogHer
