14 responses so far ↓

• 1 Missy // Apr 30, 2008 at 1:58 pm

  
  Dude IMing about Sims3 is way more important than packing the office. *nod*

  This cracked me up. THERE’S POOP ON HER HANDS AND FEET!!!

• 2 Steph // Apr 30, 2008 at 2:09 pm

  
  Missy - RIGHT?!

• 3 d // Apr 30, 2008 at 3:31 pm

  
  That made me LOL dude. That made me momentarily forget that I was in a bad mood.

  POOP ON HER HANDS AND FEET! For reals, Bill needs to take a chill pill. It’s just poop. It’s not muradic acid.

  And they why is she crying?? Gee, I don’t know… Why don’t you get held up by your appendages, have a big person yelling over you, get thrown in some splashy water and freeze your ass off and see if you don’t cry just a little.

  Why are teh boys so teh lame?

• 4 Noel // Apr 30, 2008 at 4:44 pm

  
  CMTFU. This is not our first time in the poop rodeo…LLOL..

• 5 Steph // Apr 30, 2008 at 5:45 pm

  
  d - It was seriously hilarious. Like I wish I’d have been able to videotape it. And dude, he had one arm under her while he was holding her, but he was totally holding her hands and feet together so she wouldn’t spread the poo. EFFING HYSTERICAL.

  Noel - I’m just effin’ sayin’. He was acting like this was the first blown-out diaper he’d ever seen. EVAR!!

• 6 Krystie Lee // Apr 30, 2008 at 7:28 pm

  
  Funny! Love the poop rodeo! I think our only real episode with poop smearage was in a RENTED pack and play in a hotel. She took her own diaper off, then shat on it, then smeared it everwhere. It was a real sweet hello for mommy in the middle of the night. I’ll never look at rented cribs the same way, blech.

  About the not knowing why she was crying, I’m not sure how men can live with these creatures for so long and still know so little about how they function….? The other day I left for 45 minutes. When I got back, the house was destroyed, my daughter and husband were passed out on the couch, and my husband had an ice-pack on one eye. I thought, “wow, I can never die, because he won’t be able to do this alone.” lol!

• 7 Steph // Apr 30, 2008 at 8:03 pm

  
  Krystie Lee - I know! Bill has actually gotten pretty good with her since he’s been home for months now (but that’s another rant LOL), but every so often, I have to ask him, “Did you take your stupid pill today or what?” :grin:

• 8 The Mr Bill // Apr 30, 2008 at 10:08 pm

  
  I refuse to watch this video. I will remember the incident the way I choose, and I will reject any reality she wishes to videotape.

• 9 Eden // May 1, 2008 at 9:40 pm

  
  Poop rodeo. Yeehaw!

  Love the shirt.

  On her hands and feeeeet!

• 10 Steph // May 2, 2008 at 10:09 am

  
  Eden - Thanks. And LOL.

• 11 Deb // May 3, 2008 at 7:14 pm

  
  I said the “poop on her hands and feeet!” sentence randomly to my husband and you’re right: instant laughter!

  That sentence could bring world peace.

• 12 Steph // May 3, 2008 at 8:33 pm

  
  Deb - I figure most parents can’t help but laugh when they hear it - we’ve all been there. :grin:

• 13 matteroffactmommy // May 6, 2008 at 7:19 am

  
  okay, i’m new… but that was freaking HILARIOUS!

• 14 Steph // May 6, 2008 at 1:38 pm

  
  MoFM - Thanks! I do try to entertain…well, sometimes. Sometimes, I just go with pure self-indulgent babbling and hope no one unsubscribes.