…or whatever You need me to call You to get a prayer (or 23945734) answered,
I realize that You are one busy Camper. What with billions of people on the planet praying for world peace, an end to hunger, and winning Lotto numbers, You have a lot on Your plate. I know my requests are going to seem a trifle selfish and maybe even a little whiny, but I figure if I don’t ask, I don’t receive, right? I mean, One of Your Kids said that somewhere, I’m pretty sure.
So, here goes…
- Could you please let SnotMaker Deluxe go back to being our normal, sweet, non-phlegm producing baby?
- Have You considered incorporating the ability to blow one’s nose into human evolution?
- If You cannot incorporate that into evolution (and I can see why You might not — blowing one’s nose is bad for one’s ears, I know), could You maybe make the blue nose-sucker thing a little less repellent to babies? Could You maybe make it seem like fun?
- Back to this SnotMaker Deluxe thing, would it be at all possible for You to intervene and let her hold off on cutting TWO teeth until she’s all done being sick?
- Is there any kind of penance I can do to remove whatever karmic debt I have that caused You to decide I deserved a snot-filled baby who’s also cutting two teeth at once?
Thanks ever-so-much!
Your ever sometimes trying like hell heck to be faithful servant,
Steph
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