…just really suck at their gig. From today’s horoscope…
Different forms of communication could take up most of your time today, Stephanie. Expect a lot of letters, phone calls, e-mails and/or faxes. You might also attend a social event or group meeting in your neighborhood, involving the discussion of a lot of different ideas. You might also want to write down your thoughts, perhaps organizing them into a more formal work, maybe an article or essay, which you’ll want to continue later. Enjoy.
Yeah. That was yesterday, you fools. But this isn’t the first time they’ve been eerily accurate a mere day after the fact. I’m starting to believe they read my blog, then write my horoscope. (And no, I don’t believe in horoscopes. Well, mostly I don’t believe in them. Oh, hush.)