Okay. So I want to tell a funny story, but sadly, I have no funny stories to tell here. WTF, mate? The kids are being good. Bill is being remarkably less retarded. Even the animals are trying to behave — Lou, aka BulimiCat, hasn’t puked for days now. WHO STOLE MY REAL FAMILY!?!? And more importantly, could you please bring them back because while I sort of dig this peace and quiet gig we’re doing, I miss living in a sitcom filled with wacky shenanigans, lots of hammy acting and more physical comedy than the law should allow.
Anyway, you should all be very, very afraid. Work is scant right now (as in I have none), so I have plenty of free time. I also have a webcam and a brand spankin’ new YouTube account just screaming for some videos to be added. On the plus side, you’ll probably be seeing a lot of Tricia.
OH! That reminds me! Shoot — I’m now off to get my camera so I can get the photos of my in-laws’ visit online. Since I can’t come up with a real post, maybe a picture post will assuage my guilt about not making you laugh your pants off. Even if it doesn’t work, you’ll be too distracted by Tricia’s cuteness to notice that I’m not funny. I hope.
