The Stephford Diaries

So. Missy got her hair cut. She looked fresh, fly, fabulous. Seriously. (If she had any public links I could use to demonstrate, I would link those to prove the point. Sadly, she does not.)
It made me want a haircut. Okay, fine. I wanted a haircut anyway, but seeing how great Missy’s new cut was [...]

So, about my dog. I love this dog. I really do. I mean, hello, she’s not only my userpic; she’s the icon you get when you visit my page. Because she’s awesome like that. (And because a picture of the kids just looks like a blob. A colorful, square blob, but a blob nonetheless.)
If you’ve [...]

I have this friend who has this adorable, funny, wonderful, little baby girl. They need lots of positive thinking and prayers and good vibes and all that right now because one of the baby’s tests came back a bit off, and Mom has noticed some pretty scary symptoms, too.
So, I’m asking y’all to send your [...]

No, really. Who made the rule about celebrating every stinking holiday with food? Because whoever that was obviously didn’t have the issues with self-control that I apparently have, and I hate them for that alone. I double-hate them for making up the dang rule in the first place. You bad rule-maker but good self-controller, you! [...]

I feel like I should write some grand ode to America. I mean, it is her birthday and all, and she happens to be someone I hold near and dear to my heart, even when some jackass is just totally screwing her over and using her good name to start drama with some dude from [...]

Say what you want about WalMart, but it’s an interesting place any time you go. And by “interesting,” I mean “you will see people who make you feel like you’re a frelling rock star.” It’s true! Go at 10 A.M. or 2 P.M. or 3 A.M. It doesn’t matter — you will see at least [...]

Someone needs to stop me. I’m pretty sure I’m addicted to WalMart. Now I know what you’re thinking, “Oh, Steph. Not WalMart.” But yes, my friends, I’m addicted to WalMart. The only addiction I think that can top it would be my addiction to the interwebs, and hooooo boy, that says something, doesn’t it? (I [...]

Hee. Just…hee. (She was three at the time.)

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Y’all, finding eSnips might have been a very bad thing for my children.

Well. I just don’t even know where to start. I have to say first and foremost, thanks to all my guest bloggers.
Norma Jean enjoyed her send-off, I read. Good thing she did since I did not. Well, not at first, but I’ll get to that.
Noel’s poem made me laugh which, at the time, was not [...]