The Stephford Diaries

My very first contest is going to be a “Give Me a Good Contest Idea” contest. The winner will get a $25 giftcard to Amazon.com. (It ain’t much, but it’s $25 more than you have now; right? Also, the amount isn’t negotiable, but I’m more than willing to discuss an alternative to Amazon.)
Keep in mind [...]

Is there someone in your life you wish would blog? If so, who and why?
Yes. I have a bitchy answer and a non-bitchy answer. (I’m not going to name names here, though I’m betting the people in question don’t need me to do so.)
Bitchy answer: Some people in our email loop bore my tits off, [...]

So, you guys know that I’ve read Ree’s Blog more than once or twice. I was a regular reader there for a while even. Then I stopped because Ree’s life is entirely too perfect for me. The woman gets up at five am (FIVE AM!!!) to homeschool her four kids…this alone is enough to make [...]

A while ago, I made a decision that I would no longer discuss this broad because she’s one of those celebrities who’s famous for being famous. She’s done nothing worthwhile, nor does she have any talent. She was born to a wealthy family. That’s it; that’s all. I figure I’m doing my part to get [...]

If you could only have one kind of sandwich for the rest of your life, what would it be?
PB&J on toasted, whole wheat bread. Yum.

There isn’t much I enjoy eating more than freshly baked cookies. Especially when they’re warm and goey right out of the oven. It makes me want to sing the cookie song. Now the boyfriend and I are decidedly non-adventurous in the cookie department so we pretty well stick with Oatmeal Raisin and Chocolate Chip. I [...]

If we use a very loose definition of “frequently,” the title of this post is completely appropriate, so you hush.
Is that really you in your profile picture?
Yup. I’m the world’s smartest golden retriever. I sneak on at night when my owners are sleeping and post away. Sometimes, they notice the keys are all wet from [...]

I always say if there was anyone I’d be other than myself it’s Ina Garten. She’s absolutely fabulous and I adore her. Who wouldn’t want to live in the Hamptons in a beautiful house with a fabulous garden. Besides, Jeffrey has got to be the cutest thing ever. I often watch her show on boring [...]

If you had a time machine, where (when?) would you go and why?
I’d go back to the pre-Internet days and buy stock in Yahoo! and/or Google. And do I really need to explain why? :grin: