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Goodbye, Norma Jean

It’s Goodbye Norma Jean week here on Momm-ay’s blog. In honor of the departed NJ, I give you an original poem by the incomparably talented Cookierooks. And no, I’m not biased. :

Farewell, oh uterus Norma Jean,
Removed by the doc, no longer the queen.
You did your work of carrying Steph’s kids,
though recently, really, you’ve been on the skids.
Steph’s been excited you’re getting evicted
More joy with her cooper is surely predicted.
It took a long time, cause you know HMOs,
But everyone knew Norma Jean had to go.
So goodbye, goodbye, into the pan you will go,
She’ll miss you, but not much, cause you were hanging so low.



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