…I’ve got to post this. It’s funny. And it sums up our parenting nicely. (And NO, I’m not avoiding work. Hush.)

So, the kids have no bedtime during summer. No, really, none at all. Judge away, my poppets. But it’s summer, for goodness’ sake! Why should they have a bedtime? I’m digressing again. Dammit.

Anyway, the other night, Lenna and Bill have the following exchange:
Lenna: Can I have a Pepsi, Daddy?
Bill: At 10:42 PM?
Lenna: But it’s SUMMER! I don’t have to go to bed soon!
Bill: Why don’t you go finish that crack you’ve been smoking first?

Man. I love this place.