Okay, probably Scott Adams would be a little miffed about me saying that. I mean, I’m 33 years old (almost 34 — you have one month and two weeks left to shop, kids!), and he’s only fifty. So he’s not really old enough to be my dad.

Except, hello, he’s FIFTY! The squick factor for considering a dating relationship with him is very, very high. And never you mind that we’re both married, okay? So I might concede the point about him being too young to be my dad, but he’s definitely too old to be anything more than my most favorite uncle.

Definitely digressing. ANYway, I subscribe to his blog, and the quote below has me giggling like a maniac. That’s always a good way to start my work day. Enjoy.

Okay, to recap: My idea will solve the energy crisis, reduce global warming, put a cap on terrorism, reduce pollution, eliminate traffic congestion, and virtually eliminate drunk driving.

But I’m sure you did something useful today too. Good for you.

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