Archive for June, 2007
Camp
I was driving my kids to camp Friday morning and stressing a little about what I would write for the blog. That’s the main reason I don’t blog myself — too much pressure. And to blog for Steph, well, I have to amuse. Entertain. Make Bulgarians want to stand up and cheer. So I was [...]
Snickerdoodles!
Hello there Blogger! Missy from Honey Bee Recipes here! When Steph asked me to guest blog for her this week I thought, what better thing to make than our mutual favorite cookie, Snickerdoodles. I love them, Steph loves them, our men love them and the world should love them. Try them [...]
Norma Jean as art.
~artwork by lisa (and andy) ‘07~
Goodbye, Norma Jean
It’s Goodbye Norma Jean week here on Momm-ay’s blog. In honor of the departed NJ, I give you an original poem by the incomparably talented Cookierooks. And no, I’m not biased. :
Farewell, oh uterus Norma Jean,
Removed by the doc, no longer the queen.
You did your work of carrying Steph’s kids,
though recently, really, you’ve been on [...]
Goodbye Norma Jean
So, ok, here’s the thing… I have been trying for awhile now to escape this black hole! Don’t get me wrong, it was very cozy here at first. I was just sitting here holding up these two marvelous ovaries, and they were absolute beauties, then out of nowhere, the damned things turned on me and [...]
I’m home!
I’m home, sans Norma Jean. I feel pretty good, but I freely admit to taking Percocet to make that happen.
At any rate, I’m not going to be around much since I’ve discovered that sitting in my computer chair for more than a few minutes at a time is not a good idea. :grin: But y’all [...]
Guest bloggers. Again.
So, Monday is the end of this long goodbye. So far, I have three guest bloggers who’ve been so kind as to volunteer their time and funniness. Since this is likely my last opportunity to beg shamelessly nag mercilessly plead with all my heart ask y’all to volunteer, I’m hoping you’ll read this and take [...]
Today’s a big day.
So, today is the day of the Pampered Chef party. Woo. I’m very excited about it since it means real, live grownups in a face to face situation which is always a chance for me to test my social and comedic skills. Neither of which get a lot of practice since my kids don’t appreciate [...]
My boss is a hoot.
Or “Reason #45734985 I love Robbi.”
The following was left in my voicemail this afternoon.
Hey, Steph. This is [boss' actual first name]. I am calling to see how, realistically, you’re doing on that [case name] (or whatever the guy’s name is) because I was just reading your e-mail that it [my hysterectomy] was Monday which just [...]
They’re assimiliating me…
…into Stepford. I’ve agreed to co-host a Pampered Chef party which, as far as I can tell, involves bringing some paper plates and a veggie tray. (I’m not complaining here, I promise.) So, in the interest of being a good Pampered Chef hostess (and maybe scoring some free stuff), I’m going to pimp this mutha [...]
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