…I find myself LOL’ing at something that’s supposed to be serious. This is one of those times.

From this article…

“I’m a very well-educated, successful, intelligent person,” he told the paper. “This is insane to me that I have an armed guard outside my door when I’ve cooperated with everything other than the whole solitary-confinement-in-Italy thing.”

YEAH! Aside from that “we don’t know how contagious this is, but we DO know that it’s resistant to first-line drugs, so we’d like you not to ENDANGER OTHER PEOPLE” thing, you’ve cooperated! I mean, what’s the big deal here?

Jesus.