So, despite the crazy poo episode, which shouldn’t count since it happened in the middle of the night, today has been a red-letter day around here.

I bought something from eBay. Okay, so I picked a seller with 100% positive feedback. And I did Buy It Now rather than bidding. But still. I conquered my fear of eBay. This is a big.damn.deal, people.

Now, I’m sure all of you are simply dying to know what item finally overcame my eBay-phobia, and I don’t have enough readers here to be losing any of you, plus I happen to love y’all, so I’ll tell. I bought one of these. Exciting stuff, no?

Okay, but seriously? I got a $220 pump for $114.95 plus shipping. I feel like I can take the rest of the day off since I have obviously conquered the world today, at least my little corner of it.