So, Matt has assumed the responsibility of explaining to Lenna that babies pretty much suck. I want to argue with him, but since I told him pretty much the same stuff when I was pregnant with Lenna, I can’t. Well, except that part about not liking them much. Here’s a recent convo…

Lenna: When the baby comes, I’m going to teach her how to color.
Matt: Lenna. Babies don’t do anything fun. They eat and sleep and poop and cry. That. is. it. I’ve told you this.
Lenna: Well, not forever! She’ll be able to do fun stuff someday.
Matt: Yeah, but by then, you won’t like her very much ’cause she’ll get in your stuff and pester you and tattle on you.
Lenna: HEY!
Me: :dying laughing: