The newspaper reports that friends were spotted delivering 6ft-high ‘birthing boards’ to their home, where it’s thought Katie, 26, will be delivering her baby.One board read: “Be silent and make all physical movements slow and understandable.”
Having given birth to two children now (with a 3rd on the way! YAY!Baby!), I have to say I’m pretty sure that anyone who held up that sign would either be eating the sign or getting a sign enema. I wasn’t a screamer either time, but I *did make noise. I certainly talked. And I *did expect the people around me to talk to me. I guess this is one more reason that fruity little club called Scientology just isn’t for me.
Run, Katie. Run. Seriously.
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