Shannon Elizabeth’s Husband Seeks Assets:

He also claims to have sacrificed his career to promote hers.

What career, bro? A skanky Tom Wopat lookalike is about the absolute *best gig for which you could hope. And if you hadn’t been married to Shannon Elizabeth, please believe no one on Earth would have the foggiest idea you could do *that much. Seriously, stop being a loser and get a job.

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