The Stephford Diaries

Paris’s Personal Items:
She’s the victim once again.
I’m so wrong for it, but I think this is just *funny. And I wonder how many of the items were shit she picked up at various celeb giveaways she’s so fond of abusing.
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Heather Locklear Files for Divorce
For whatever reason, I assumed this was a couple that would last. I know, I know, but I really did think that. They just seemed really happy or something. I’m a little disappointed. :/
Technorati tags: Heather Locklear, Richie Sambora, divorce, gossip, celebrities

Oddly Enough News Article | Reuters.com
…for us to move to the Netherlands. :nod:
Technorati tags: Netherlands, cannabis, legalization, Groningen

Dealers Hid Drugs in Puppies: Feds : People.com
Sometimes, people just suck more than mere words can express.
Technorati tags: puppies, drugs, smuggling

Oddly Enough News Article | Reuters.com:
“It seems he was impersonating someone he knew well.”
Now, wait just a dadgum minute here. If it was someone he knew “well,” why the hell didn’t he know the other guy had a GLASS FREAKIN’ EYE?!
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