K-Fed: Britney won’t appear on debut album:

“We have collaborated,” he said. “But I’m not going to put the songs on this album because it’s like, ‘Respect me first; then I’ll show you what I’ve done with my wife.”’

My *ass. Britney just hasn’t stooped that low yet. I, for one, am glad to see Britney still has some self-respect. I was worried that it had just completely flown away.

And Kevin? The hits on your website? Were people who had to hear for themselves how bad your record sucks. And suck it does. Like a Hoover. Maybe even a Dyson. Sadly, unlike other sucky records being put out, no one actually *likes you enough to get over the fact that your music sucks. Maybe you can talk to Juelz Santana about joining his “dipset.” After all “There It Go (The Whistle Song)” isn’t an example of musical or lyrical genius in action, yet it gets tons of play.

But for real, Kevin, you need to recognize that without your wife, you wouldn’t even be a blip on the music scene’s radar, much less have a deal. So stop asking us to respect you for anything other than the fact that you’ve managed to keep Britney from divorcing your pathetic ass.

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