Tom, Katie Put Kibosh on Breakup Report

I thought maybe Katie had gotten smart about this and run like hell. Damnit. And WTF is up with *this quote?

The report concludes by saying Cruise will buy Holmes a house nearby so she can visit their child whenever she wants and that the stars will have joint custody.

Wait. Hold up. So *she can visit the kid? What fkn crackhead is going to leave *Tom Cruise* in charge of raising a child? Dear God, if Nicole gave him custody, don’t anyone tell me. I won’t be able to handle it. Although crack might explain why she continues with the blonde hair that makes her look so washed out…

ANYway, the more I read about these two, the more convinced I am that the conspiracy “TomKat is a contractual deal to cover Tom’s gay ass” freaks seem…well…*right. Seriously, why *else would a reasonably intelligent and sane person agree to let that whackjob raise her child? The only person *less suitable to raise a kid is K-Fed. And even *Britney isn’t stupid enough to leave the kid with K-Fizzle. And that’s really saying something given Ms. Spears’ own parental judgment.

So, yeah. Keep on keepin’ on, TomKat. Without y’all, I have no reason to wear my “Run, Katie, Run” t-shirt.