Man Sentenced in Sheep Abuse Case:

Police said Haynes had sex with a sheep at a Bedford Township farm on Jan. 26, 2005. The animal’s owner caught him on the property and the sheep was found injured.

What could I possibly say to make this a more interesting read? If by “interesting,” I mean “funnier” or “weirder” or “more pathetic,” the answer is “nothing.”

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