The Stephford Diaries

AOL News - Knicks’ Davis Ejected After Going Into Stands During OT
Come *on. It was his *wife. Also, he didn’t actually *do anything but get up in the stands and make sure she was ok. He didn’t have a hissy fit with security or even the fan who’d allegedly threatened Davis’ wife. To be honest, [...]

AP News
In response to a question from the defense, Pratt said Mowhoush never complained about his physical condition and never asked for a doctor.
Well, *duh. Like he’s going to ask the people who are *torturing him. “Hey, in between the beatings, could I see a doctor?” Christ.
Technorati tags: Iraq, torture, Army

New York Daily News - News & Views - Bound, beaten, starved, killed

First. Thank you, God, for Bill.
Second. “Outside her apartment building, neighbors put up a shrine of teddy bears and candles to Nixzmary.” Where the *fuck were these people when this kid was being beaten, tied up and raped? Don’t get me wrong — [...]

So, a few of the really bad contestants stick out in my mind - Crystal Parizanski aka “Tan Girl” being first and foremost. And it wasn’t so much that she stuck out — she was an über-tan, over-made-up, sluttily-dressed freak, but not so much that you’d really look at her more than a coupla times. [...]

Ok, kids, let’s stop the madness. Find a friend who tells you when an outfit looks like crap or when you have something in your teeth or when your singing voice sucks mega-ass *before you go to “American Idol.” If you don’t have any friends like that, e-mail me with a WAV or an MP3. [...]

A femullet. In a banana clip. Someone stop her. But not me - she looks mean.
Let’s be clear here, people. I’m not going to rag on anyone who’s out in public in, say, a ball cap and sweatpants. That’s just sloppy, not *fugly. But if you’re out in purple sweats and an orange t-shirt, you’d [...]

Go Fug Yourself
Yeah. What they said.

I think I’m going to have to do a separate blog just to cover Mariah Carey’s fashion flubs. I was originally planning on posting about her Globes outfit, but then I found a few more outfits that are appallingly bad. Has this woman heard of using a stylist? Dear God, don’t tell me she *has [...]

AOL News - ‘God Is Mad at America,’ Says New Orleans Mayor
Nope. Pretty sure God’s just pissed at New Orleans. I mean, think about it — in 2004, it took at least four hurricanes to tear Florida up. And even then it wasn’t nearly the devastation we saw after Katrina. So if we’re gonna do [...]

AOL Black Voices: African-American News - Wal-Mart: Error to Blame for MLK Link
Oh, Wal-Mart. :/ And how awful is it that no one noticed ’til *now? Of course, that’s probably because “Planet of the Apes” sucks ass, so no one was looking for the damn thing, but still.