I think I’m going to have to do a separate blog just to cover Mariah Carey’s fashion flubs. I was originally planning on posting about her Globes outfit, but then I found a few more outfits that are appallingly bad. Has this woman heard of using a stylist? Dear God, don’t tell me she *has a stylist. I can’t imagine someone out there has taste *this bad and gets paid to dress people anyway.

ANYway, someone needs to clue Mimi in, and I volunteer — we all know you have fake breasts. You can stop showing them to us now. Oh. And trying to shove your size 8 ass into a size 4 dress doesn’t make you look thinner, Meemz. It makes you look like a size 8 trying to be a size 4. HTH!