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Don’t fuck with a Canuck and his ends, yo.
I find this story terribly funny for some reason. I have to admire the guy’s chutzpah anyway.

Mickey’s Little Brother the Arsonist
Good for the mouse. The dude was a jerk for putting that mouse in the fire still alive. I’m sorry he lost all his shit, but karma *is a bitch like that.
Edit - Apparently, *I am the jerk. The mouse was dead after all. So I apologize to Mr. Mares for believing the worst about him.
‘Nother edit - Except I’m not the jerk after all. Dude, get your story straight already.

They’re French. What can you expect?
What could I possibly say that would make this any funnier?