So, this is an example of a typical morning with Matt & Bill. (And people wonder why I sleep ’til Lenna gets up. :snort:)

So, last night Bill catches Matt playing Nintendo DS after bedtime. Bill confiscated the DS. Matt got upset about it. Everyone went to bed. This was what happened this morning. (Taken from e-mail)

Jump to this morning, I get up, go wake him up and go downstairs to start making his lunch. He comes bounding down the stairs, “GOOD MORNING DADDY!I NEED PANTS WHERE ARE MY BEAUTIFUL NEW PANTS?” “hey matt.” “SORRY FOR LAST NIGHT!” “ok” “IT IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY ISN’T IT? ARE MY PANTS IN THIS BAG?” “it looks a little cool outside” “I WILL JUST WEAR MY HEAVY JACKET WITHOUT EVEN ASKING, BECAUSE IT IS COLD OUTSIDE! BRRRRR! I BET IT IS FREEZING OUTSIDE! I BET YOU WILL GET FROSTBITED AS SOON AS YOU WALK OUTSIDE!” “i doubt it” “YEAH I DOUBT IT TOO, BUT IT IS STILL COLD…I MEAN COOL…PANTS!!!!….I MEAN COLD ENOUGH I NEED TO WEAR MY HEAVY JACKET…NOT COLD ENOUGH TO GET FROSTBITED…UNLESS YOU STAYED OUT THERE FOR LIKE HOURS OR SOMETHING…OR MAYBE NOT…LOOK I KEPT ALL MY CARDS THIS WEEK” “good” “WHERE ARE MY NEW SOCKS? DID MOMMY LEAVE ALL MY SOCKS IN THE CAR? I AM GOING TO KEEP THEM TODAY TOO” “good” “AND TOMORROW WHICH MEANS YOU KNOW WHAT THIS WEEKEND…BUT I AM NOT GOING TO MENTION IT WHY ARE MY SOCKS OVER THERE?” “I AM GOING DADDY! BYE! HAVE A GOOD DAY AT WORK!” “did you take your pill” “OHMYGOSH! I FORGOT MY PILL! MY DARLING LITTLE PILL! HOW COULD I FORGET MY PILL? IT HELPS ME CONCENTRATE!” “BYE DADDY! HAVE A GOOD DAY…I KNOW I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT, BUT I AM SINCERE!” door slams, I feel like I need to go back to bed.

Anyone who says Bill isn’t a saint needs to read this…and the dinnerware ordeal.