…smokes crack. :nod:
Mom: Well, I’m worried about Shirley ’cause she met this guy at match.com.
Me: Ok, but Shirl’s always met guys online.
Mom: Yeah, but this is different. She went to a psychic and the psychic –
Me: She went to a psychic? Like a live one? Or one on the Internet?
Mom: :big sigh: I don’t know. [...]

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My baby girl is no longer a baby at all. She lost her first tooth this morning. :sniffle:
She was so freakin’ cute about the whole thing, though!Lenna (completely freaked out): MooOoooommmmMMMmmm-ay! My tooth came out!Me: NUH UH! Lemme see!Lenna (tooth in hand, mouth wide open): Seeeeee?Me: :giggling: YAYAY! You lost your first tooth, kiddo! You’re [...]

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So, this is an example of a typical morning with Matt & Bill. (And people wonder why I sleep ’til Lenna gets up. :snort:)
So, last night Bill catches Matt playing Nintendo DS after bedtime. Bill confiscated the DS. Matt got upset about it. Everyone went to bed. This was what happened this morning. (Taken from [...]

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