Crafty bitch is crafty.

by Steph on August 31, 2010

Will crochet for booze

So, I haven’t mentioned much about any crocheting or knitting. Mostly because I’ve been focused for so long on ONE freaking project, there’s just not much to say. I’m crocheting daily, but it’s the same. freaking. thing. over and over.

Today, though, today I am excited about this project. It is four squares from being done. FOUR MF’IN SQUARES FROM DONE. Well, that’s not exactly true. After I crochet the last four squares, I have to join them. Then I have to weave in all the ends. And run the damn thing through the washer and dryer (to ensure that it will not fall apart when my MIL tries to do the same). But seriously, all of that can be done in a few hours.

So what I’m saying here is I think I’ll have this damn thing done by Friday, at the latest. FRIDAY. This afghan which has eaten so much of my free time for the past few months will be DONE. To be fair to the poor afghan, it’s not that it should have taken so long as much as it is that I got bored about five squares into the damn thing.

And now I will regale you with photos…

Afghan

Yes, I know I need to weave in the ends.

Afghan

I'm hoping the roses will smoosh down a little after blocking.

When it’s totally complete, I will be sure to post it. Mostly because I won’t even be able to help myself.

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